
The US government have spent years trying to hide whatever’s going
on in Area 51 but their secrets won’t be safe for long because 1.2 million
people have shown their support to storm the mysterious base.
There’s no way they’ll be able to stop 1.2 million people. This
could actually work, guys.
The plan to descend upon the base has gained traction since going
viral over the last few days, with over a million people joining in to show
their interest.
So when we storming Area 51? pic.twitter.com/NSDdpbOBdB— Jacksepticeye (@Jack_Septic_Eye) July 13, 2019
Admittedly the large amount of attention the plan has received has
probably taken away the element of surprise but the plotters probably lost that
the second they typed the words ‘area 51‘ online anyway. Those phone-hacking
FBI workers would never let that one slip by without further investigation.
The plan comes in the form of a Facebook event, aptly titled ‘Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All of Us’.
It’s set to go down on September 20 and although that does give
those at Area 51 a fairly decent amount of time to prepare themselves, the
Facebook page organiser revealed they have their own technique in mind to
ensure success.
my new alien trying to play it cool when we get pulled over leaving #Area51 #area51memes pic.twitter.com/zqdOxVnDGY— faith😚 (@Faith1016_) July 13, 2019
They write:
We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry. If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets [sic] see them aliens.
On the off chance you’re interested in joining the masses and
storming Area 51, ‘naruto’ running refers to the Naruto anime series in which
the character Naruto is shown running with his arms angled behind his body.
That piece of information will obviously be vital to avoid the bullets when the
time comes.
The invaders will be divided into three groups: rock throwers,
Naruto runners and ‘Kyles’ – a team of muscular teenagers with a penchant for
kicking in drywall.

One keen Facebook user named Jackson posted a detailed plan of
action on the event, explaining how Kyles would form the front line while the
rock throwers launch pebbles at ‘the inevitable resistance’.
He points out that they don’t want to hurt the people protecting
Area 51, they just want to ‘annoy them enough to not shoot the Kyles as often’.
While all that’s going on, two Naruto runner battalions will ‘run full speed
around the north and south flank’ and overwhelm the base.
Someone’s been kind enough to create a visual of the plan, if
you’re struggling to imagine how it might go down:
This is how I envision the Battle of Area 51 going down.— Jonathan Sutter (@JonathanSutter) July 13, 2019
#Area51memes #Area51 pic.twitter.com/M4JIF603s9
Seems pretty foolproof, if you ask me.
There’s still a couple of months before this plan goes ahead so you
have every opportunity to get involved!
On the off chance you’re successful, tell the aliens I say hello.
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